i think my tv is drunk
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You can make out without kissing
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