summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
When are your genitals available?
Pants are for mortals
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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