That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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