She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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