You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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