And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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