we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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