They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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