i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
A bitchslap is in order.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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