This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
