you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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