I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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