Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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