So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
There are leaves in my underwear?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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