The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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