I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Also, beer. Big fan.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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