I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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