IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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