omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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