no. you can't hotbox the world.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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