I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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