the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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