I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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