Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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