She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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