Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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