I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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