I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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