Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Randomize
