he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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