who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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