So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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