Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Then you guys just all showered together...?
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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