is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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