We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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