yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Randomize