They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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