Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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