Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Randomize
