lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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