did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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