You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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