Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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