I can tuck mytits in my pants
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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