His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Someone signed my nipple.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
