no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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