But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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