If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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