Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
sex in a hospital.. check
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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