I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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