we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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