i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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