How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You almost got us killed.
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