i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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