so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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